i am eligible to receive 25 small crickets with my premium PETco card.

so far this year is going shitty. i finally quit the bakery because i felt i was tortured long enough, now i can't seem to find a decent job anywhere. after a year of waiting for my hair to grow out i decided i needed a slight trim to keep my ends healthy, i left the place almost in tears after the lady butchered my hair into weird layers. i could've kept the 15 bucks and cut my hair in the dark and been more satisfied. and then this thursday it was nice weather, so al and i went to ward park. we came back 15 minutes later to find the passenger side window shattered and my purse stolen. (which i had hidden underneath the seat with a huge cd carrier on top of it.) so now i'm without a debit card, license, house key, car key and the purse i liked a lot. and al is driving around with plastic on his window.

me : have you ever found a lot of money somewhere?

al: in mario or in real life?

me: what? hahaha

eh
people die everyday,
i guess i just don't consider it very newsworthy because shit happens and then we all find something else to be concerned about tomorrow.

this old lady comes in, she's wheeling around on her scooter, and she always has blood stains on her shirt. she scouting out the department for our pie selections and decides on a cherry pie. i wonder if she has frequent nose bleeds or slaughters small animals. i wonder why she bought the oldest cherry pie we had on the shelf.

al is vacuuming with his shark cordless sweeper. it has unique brush action! i went in for my publix bakery interview today. i'm feeling confident about this.